Be not rash when crossing the Rubicon;
Aspirants, your secrets will soon be known,
Revealed to the public and analyzed,
Examined thoroughly and criticized.
Your past faults and failings will be displayed;
Over and over your gaffes are replayed...
Until you wise up, quit, then it's over!
Regrettably, you don't have the lucre.
Campaigning for Executive Power
Humbles your pie and empties your wallet.
Engage not with whales if you're a mullet.
Seek the Presidency when you have Cush!
This race will be between Clinton and Bush.
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