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Friday, August 29, 2014

ENDURE AND PROSPER (Health Tips rephrased.)

Endure, escape the aches of corporeal misfortune;
No human from bouts against bad humours is immune.
Don't curse the Fates, nor Death's icy embrace importune.
Use hydrogen peroxide--two spritzes to your drink,
Re-oxygenate your cells, you'll be hale in a blink.
Eat food sprinkled with baking soda, no need to skimp.

Ask not what Big Pharma's latest pill can do for you.
Nay, do not vacillate when ill; Relax and renew;
Defending corpuscles require lots of oxygen:-

Provide them with breaths of smog-free air by the ocean.
Rely on alternative natural therapies!
Our pain-killer pills today are like silent harpies!
Search the worldwide web for breakthroughs and discoveries
Pertaining to your particular type of disease.
Explore postings on food-grade hydrogen peroxide;
Rid tumors from your body- your good health is your pride!


(Read 'blink' to mean about a month.)

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